shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via lubricates)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via ridinghi)

I should probably masturbate - Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

(via thematicphilosophy)


drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via greed)

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
meowmeow0408:

Thank god its just as i remember it.

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

White House, 2 Terms a President, Get ‘Em, We Back, and Fuckin’ ‘Round in the House ft. Corey In The House

(via bmwillis)